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Brad Pitt is a member of the Homo Sapien Sapien species known for his dorky looks and incredible rock-like stupidity.
He played a European or a retard in the movie Snatch. His most recent film is Babel, in which he acts like a grey haired concerned person.
- Had his Canadian vacation home ransacked by bears looking for photos to sell to the tabloids.
- Current food source for succubus Angelina Jolie
- Warning: If you think his looks are overrated then your not alone! He was voted "smelliest celebrity Alive" in 2006 because of a chronic B.O problem. And he is known to have really bad skin problems.
- denies any knowledge of Oetzi's demise