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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
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People magazine's two-time Sexiest Man Alive.

Brad Pitt is a member of the Homo Sapien Sapien species known for his dorky looks and incredible rock-like stupidity.

He has a somewhat average sized penis when flaccid, as evidenced by nude paparazzi photographs taken of him and then-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow, a fellow attractive idiot.

He played a European or a retard in the movie Snatch. His most recent film is Babel, in which he acts like a grey haired concerned person.

Originally from Missouri, he's now living God knows where, but you can bet they have a lot of Hate America Firsters there.

FactoidsEdit

  • Had his Canadian vacation home ransacked by bears looking for photos to sell to the tabloids.
  • Current food source for succubus Angelina Jolie
  • Warning: If you think his looks are overrated then your not alone! He was voted "smelliest celebrity Alive" in 2006 because of a chronic B.O problem. And he is known to have really bad skin problems.
  • denies any knowledge of Oetzi's demise

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