Boy Band
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Boy Band,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

A Boy Band is a Teen Pop group of Gay boys that have two goals:

  • 1.) Make Money for their record label, which is invariably Jive Records.
  • 2.) Make straight people Gay

Boy BandsEdit

Boy Band
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

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