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Box Turtles are sexual predators who should not be trusted around your neighbors.
They are called box turtles because they have a large hinge on the front of their plastron, enabling them to completely seal up their shell, unless they are American box turtles, and therefore really really fat.
Gay people are just waiting for the chance to marry box turtles.
|Box Turtle is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.