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Michael
Box Turtle,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Liberace
SmilinTedHaggard
Despite what you may have heard
Box Turtle
Is totally not gay!
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A female Box Turtle flashing her goodies in order to drive your neighbors crazy with desire.

Box Turtles are sexual predators who should not be trusted around your neighbors.

They are called box turtles because they have a large hinge on the front of their plastron, enabling them to completely seal up their shell, unless they are American box turtles, and therefore really really fat.

Gay people are just waiting for the chance to marry box turtles.

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Evil dolphin
Stephen hates utah
Box Turtle is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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