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Bowtie Pasta
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
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Bowtie Pasta
is "Dead To Me" ("Me" being Stephen Colbert)
Bowtie Pasta should be dead to you, too.


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Foods or Beverages


Bowtie Pasta, also known as neatly tied fascism, was created by Mussolini in the 1930s in hopes that a food could turn Americans into traitors.

After many tests, Dr. Stephen Colbert concluded that Bowtie Pasta is patently un-American, and is thus dead to him. Nevertheless, Italy continues to eat it in defiance of American resolve.

BowtiePasta

It knows what it did.

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See AlsoEdit

Dead to me

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