Josh purse medium
Bowtie Pasta
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Bowtie Pasta
is "Dead To Me" ("Me" being Stephen Colbert)
Bowtie Pasta should be dead to you, too.

Foods or Beverages

Bowtie Pasta, also known as neatly tied fascism, was created by Mussolini in the 1930s in hopes that a food could turn Americans into traitors.

After many tests, Dr. Stephen Colbert concluded that Bowtie Pasta is patently un-American, and is thus dead to him. Nevertheless, Italy continues to eat it in defiance of American resolve.


It knows what it did.


See AlsoEdit

Dead to me

Image CreditEdit

Tombstone Generator, Copyright

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