Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Stephen scrubs swc
After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of

Botulism germ)

The germs that grow on meat that has not been properly handled. Probably aliens or disease-ridden liberals actively trying to discredit the beef industry.

When it happens to someone else, it is a bad thing, but when used to brighten the face of a lady of a certain age, it is a beautiful thing indeed.

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