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BWGannon
ArnoldSchwarzenegger2
Boot in the Ass
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Baby Jesus
FunSteve
Boot in the Ass
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Toby

Mr. Keith, pre-9/11

Toby Keith puts a boot in the ass of all terrorists, Democrats, and Hate America Firsters, and has been known to also target Hollywood producers. Putting a Boot in the Ass is the American way, as established by Toby's song, Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue. The name of this song proves that it is a Red State Anthem, and as such it is sung in all states except Minnesota.









Courtesy of the Red, White, and BlueEdit

Toughtoby

Toby Keith, post 9/11, ready to put a boot in your ass.

American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

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