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Book burning is a practice used by good Christians who come across a work that is offensive to America. To have a good old fashioned Book Burning, all you need is the following:

  • One Holy Fire
  • One Satanic text.
  • A few heathens...just for fun.

Start the Holy Fire, then chuck in the heathens, followed by the evil book. Don't forget to bring lawn chairs, and juice boxes for the children.

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