Book burning is a practice used by good Christians who come across a work that is offensive to America. To have a good old fashioned Book Burning, all you need is the following:
- One Holy Fire
- One Satanic text.
- A few heathens...just for fun.
Start the Holy Fire, then chuck in the heathens, followed by the evil book. Don't forget to bring lawn chairs, and juice boxes for the children.
- The Talmud
- The Qur'an
- Fahrenheit 451
- Any Science textbook
- The Berenstain Bears
- The 9/11 Commission Report
- The New York Times facts section
- Any Dusty Copy of The Warren Commission Report
- Frank Rich's The Greatest Story Ever Sold, buy it to support Frank Rich but then burn it, don't read it.
- Iraq Study Group Findings
- The Communist Manifesto