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Book Burning
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Book Burning
is a Beautiful Republican
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Book burning is a practice used by good Christians who come across a work that is offensive to America. To have a good old fashioned Book Burning, all you need is the following:

  • One Holy Fire
  • One Satanic text.
  • A few heathens...just for fun.

Start the Holy Fire, then chuck in the heathens, followed by the evil book. Don't forget to bring lawn chairs, and juice boxes for the children.

Recommended BurningsEdit

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