New Bonus ArmyEdit
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From their limousines this Bonus Army consulted with their lobbyists, who then phoned their pet congressmen in the hopes of having their bonuses returned.
After a few frantic hours on the phone, it was decided that the princely sums that these corporate titans had earned would be disguised as "retention awards" so as not to rouse the rabble.