# Bollywood

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Hello, Bollywood
Asian and very good at math.
Bollywood
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

 Sing along with Bollywood crossover sensation Benny Lava!

Bollywood is India's Hollywood. How original! But then, it's only expected, since most Bollywood movies are remakes of Hollywood movies. So a tip of the hat to the guy who came up with that name, for being faithful to tradition, and a collective wag of the finger to all of Bollywood for being copycats.

However, the similarities stop there. While Hollywood is full of Liberals and Jews, Bollywood is over-run with Conservatives. Hollywood actively promotes its pro-gay agenda and attempts to make flaming homosexuals out of all of us. On the other hand, if two guys even look at each other funny in a Bollywood movie, the Hindu conservative activists burn down every cinema in Mumbai.

$Hollywood Movie + DeGayFication = Bollywood Movie$

It is a well known fact that Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA knows more about Bollywood then most Indians:

"Congratulations Mr. Khan. You are truly the Dilip Kumar to Amitabh's Raj Kapur".

On that note, it should also be pointed out that Dr. Colbert is the only American who takes the effort to properly pronounce Indian names. He should give himself a tip of his own hat for that.

## Bollywood HistoryEdit

Bollywood (Hindi: बॉलीवुड) was created by satan, to be in constant war with Hollywood which was created by God, and the chosen people "Rednecks". Bollywood gets its influences from musical films from the western world, meaning that they copy like no other. The next step is for Romania to invent Gypsiwood and Canada to invent Hockeywood.

## Bollywood TodayEdit

Nothing but rubbish.

## Bollywood InnovatorsEdit

UNDER CONSTRUCTION.