"Bohemian Grove"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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Bohemian Grove
is one of the things they don't want you to know about.

According to liberal legend, Bohemian Grove is a place where world leaders gather to hold secret meetings. Dr. Colbert discussed this during a presentation of The Wørd segment on the June 17, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report"Episode #573.

However, this Bohemian Grove mischief is a bunch of complete hogwash, fabricated by far left wing liberals who missed their hourly dose of Xanax.[1]

Contrary to popular belief that select government officials, top media, and other elite individuals meet for a sort of "Satanic" ritual that's shrouded in secrecy, where an effigy of an infant is burned, is complete fiction. Well, everything but burning the baby. Or wait, no, what I meant was if you like theater, what better to do on vacation than have a mock baby-burning every year. Either way, something about anything (is this making any sense?) that might sound satanic about pretending to burn a baby, is pure fiction.

Try and prove it, if you can't prove it, it's not real. End of story.


Nixon once described the non existant activity at Bohemian Grove the faggiest thing he had ever been to.


  1. It's important to dose very heavily on your meds when contemplating thoughts of our great American leaders having part in anything other than sane or normal activity.

Bohemian Grove was The Wørd on the June 17, 2009 edition of "The Colbert Report".

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