Bob Shrum
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Bob Shrum. His initials are B.S.

Bob Shrum was Stephen Colbert's guest on the July 26, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.


Advisor for many Presidential candidates, and helped get Bush elected by not getting his candidates elected.

Claims to have read the Constitution

Thinks that elves in the Diebold voting machines cost Kerry and Gore the Presidency

Democrats are too focused on their past defeats.

Willing to repeal the 22nd Amendement, and will bet the under on the five state spread.

Respected most of the people he has worked for.

Shrum allowed Kerry to be swiftboated.


Dr. Colbert was wheeled over by a nurse pushing a wheel chair as he cried

will Shrum have the strategy not to get nailed

Shrum started by pushing his agenda

may rethink his position if medical marijuana would help him

he more than anyone is responsible for Bush

The Shrum Curse

if they were good people, why weren't they elected?

elves were in the voting machines

wants to repeal 22nd amendment

book No Excuses

bashed GWB's protection of Alabama

worked for McGovern

likes all the dems, no GOP

Bob Shrum
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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