Bob Park

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Bob Park
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

July 20, 2009 NailingEdit


  • how did he celebrate 40th anniversary of man on moon
    • we kicked commie ass
  • long-time critic
  • there's two NASA's
  1. goes to Saturn and looks at it's moons and Hubble
  2. then there's the one where astronauts sit on the ISS
  • there's romance
    • toilets backing up
  • we've learned plumbing from NASA
  • what we can do on the moon
    • plant flags
    • play golf
    • drive lunar rover
  • why are we going to Mars
    • we want to find life
    • and oil
  • find extraterrestrial life
    • bring them Jesus
  • all Stephen needs is sunlight and Bud Light Lime to live
  • when man is trapped in a spacesuit for his trip to Mars he will only have one sense:
    • sight
  • robots have better eyes
    • but if they can begin to tell us what they feel being on Mars they will rise up

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