The Black Market is the "Home Depot" for America-haters like Osama bin Laden, Hugo Chavez, and Michael Moore. You can buy anything that America does not stand for, i.e. 'burnt American flags', 'Nuclear weapons', 'Jay Leno late night episodes', etc. It is believed that all customers of the Underground Economy will spend an eternity in Hell getting finger-raped by Samuel L. Jackson and Charlie Sheen. Basically, it is heaven for people like Neil Patrick Harris. Haters, what up? YOLO...

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