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Attention All Americans™!
It's time to join Black Friday
on the right side of The War On Christmas!!!


The day after Thanksgiving considered the first day in the War On Christmas when liberals, in defiance of The True Meaning of Christmas, force shoppers to say anything except "Merry Christmas".

So called because it is the only day of the entire year that corporations do not donate all their profits to puppies and kittens but instead keep the money to pay their CEOs.

Stephen refuses to call it "Black" because he does not see color.

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