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makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Former American TV-mom, shilling cooking oil to fuel her habit

Biodiesel is a myth perpetrated by a vast network of liberal tree huggers

After building up a vast fortune from their Organic Food scam, these loosely affiliated potheads expanded their Drum Circle to nip at the heels of the honorable and forthright oil industry.

Biodiesel is a vicious attack on all that is good in America. These peddlers of spent and always illegally acquired cooking oils could better spend their time giving their consciences a good cleaning with a hearty selection of Lava soaps available at Wal-Mart.

If only Geraldo or some other well meaning pundit could break these biodieselers off a well-deserved helping of deep fried act-right, then maybe they would learn what cooking oil was really meant for. We all know that The Baby Jesus hosted many a Fish Fry in the days before the discovery of fossil fuels using clean and clear conola oils, he didn't use it to power his patented water walking machinery. And I feel that these alternative fuelsters should take a page from his book, The King James Bible. Shape up and fly right, buy your gas from Exxon, you'll be doing us all a big favor.

Biodiesel Facts Edit

  • It ain't cheap
  • It ain't easy to produce, so difficult in fact that high schoolers that would otherwise go to liberate Iraqis could not safely produce it and lower energy bills for extremely mobile businesses.
  • Chicks hate biodieslers, especially ones reminiscent of popular actresses like Mandy Moore, Saffron Burrows, or Pat Robertson's wife.
  • Previously uninterested employers should be made to pay dearly for those who support the fuel companies.
  • De-emphasising Biodiesel is like lying; popular research shows that it's beneficial to do it at least once every ten minutes.

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