A place almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a library (evil!). You can go to a binary and enjoy the pre-sorted accounts of truthiness (on CD of course, books are evil!). Located on the right side of every binary is the important section, traditionally painted in white, while the left side is always kept in black, always quarantined and no real American would ever go there anyway.
Also, binary describes a system of numbers for people who are too stupid to learn more than two numbers or can't count higher than 1.
Apparently, there are only 10 types of people in the world:
- Those that get the binary system
- Those that don't get the binary system