Baby Jesus
Billy Joel
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Billy Joel
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Kicks Elton John's Gay Ass!!!! He is a piano player and is straight!! He is married to a hot Italian chick who is more than half his age!! He still manages not to be a pervert!

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