Billy Bush
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
Billy Bush
Is totally not gay!
Billy Bush
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

The scarf is Access Hollywood's fault


So is the haircut

Billy Bush is the prettiest cousin ever of our Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush

Billy Bush is an entertainment reporter for Access Hollywood, which may or may not be turning our kids gay.

He is a busy man, and doesn't have the time to cover stories about Jenna or Barbara Bush. That's how it works in show business, baby.

Why? Because, even though he isn't in politics, Billy shows the Bush Savviness when it comes to loyalty. He will host a reality show on NBC called Grease: You're The One That I Want — watch out Ryan Seacrest — he may try to steal your American Idol shine.

Stephen wants President Bush to appoint Billy as an U.S. Attorney. He will be very loyal to President Bush — he's family.

What He's Done In The Family Business!Edit

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