of Black Friends

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Reezzam frazzam, zip zop, zooby de bop, and the kids these days, with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin' and they put the jello in the pudding pop, coo coo cachoo, OK, razzam, frazzam, wonderful, ya see?
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~ Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby supports our President 100%.

Bill Cosby is a black American comedian. Or so they say. Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.

Bill doesn't swear, because that word rhymes with bear. And just to be safe he doesn't make any funny jokes either. As a result he's the default black friend of all boring old white people.

Contrary to what some people might say, Bill is no shill. He endorses Jello because he loves it. Yessir, not a day goes by that he doesn't dip his spoon into some pudding.


Bill Cosby
  • Despite his success, he still finds that some people just can't take a joke.
  • He is Tiger Woods' role model.
  • He is tired of Theo taking all his kodak film.
  • He thinks the solution to world peace is 6 billion pudding pops away.
  • He thinks the kids fail at grasping the concept of music theory

"...with the hippin'and the hoppin', it ain't music!."

  • He thinks Satan is a nice young fellow
  • He will kill your ass for a puddin' pop

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