Bill Bennett
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Bill Bennett was the anti-intellectual Secretary of Education for Ronald Reagan


He was learned at the finest high school compton could offer and went to get a college degree in rightolisisim at LA community college


  • when he was Secretary of Education for Reagan, he...
    • started a program called "Just Say No To Nouns" and introduced a 22-letter alphabetEpisode #451


Claim To FameEdit

Dr. Colbert awarded him an Alpha Dog for his balls to dismiss the opinion of intellectuals!

  • his balls are so big, they get their own duncecaps!Episode #451

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