Big Red is America's number one cinnamon gum. If you don't chew Big Red, then f--- you. Only true Heroes such as Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton Jr., and, of course, Dr. Colbert, can fully experience the awesomeness of Big Red. Chew Big Red, or get outta my face. Motherf--ker.
- Big Red is the preferred chewing gum of The Baby Jesus.