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"Big Bang"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

The Big Bang occurred when:

  1. Two membranes collided
  2. A vacuum fluctuation caused a really big explosion in empty space
  3. RUSH was formed when Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart decided to form a band
  4. Time began when Morris Day and the Time's 'Jungle Love' was blared over a loudspeaker in Mankato, Minnesota

Origin Of The "Theory"Edit

God's Opinion On The SubjectEdit

Why Satan Started This JokeEdit

Oh No!
Big Bang
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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