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bidet (noun, foreign)


Toughen up, Japanese toilet users.

Bidet (strange French home appliance)

1. the French for toilet. 2. something they have in New Orleans

Les TriviaEdit

  • Stephen calls his the porcelain dragon.
  • Japanese Z series bidets manufactured by Toto corporation catch fire.
  • in a bidet, water shoots up and down your outpipe
  • the best way to clean the back alley
  • the only way to get that crisp sterility that you can't get from Purell alone
  • What does the bidet in Australia say to the butt every morning? "Bidet Mate!"

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