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God Touching Adam
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"Biblically Correct Tours"
you have been touched in a very special way.


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When homeschooled Americans go on field trips, they visit churches and protest at abortion clinics and throw Bibles at gays where ever and when ever they see one.

Biblically Correct Tours (BCTours) gives these Christian snowflakes a sacred alternative, a visit to a secular museum, but with a Christian guide!

A BCTour Guide will explain all the heathen exhibits the way God intended them to be explained, from a Biblical standpoint. The tour guides insist children learn to think creationistically.

What Your Child Will Learn On A BC TourEdit

Evolution doesn't exist and America's Planet is only 6,000 years old, just as it says in the Bible, and in contrast to the Satanic scribblings all over the museum.

How To Sign Up For The Next BC TourEdit

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