Beyoncé Knowles is a singer and actress. She may or may not be playing Eva Longoria's lesbian lover in a movie. Dr. Stephen Colbert will just assume she will. Better safe than sorry. She may or may not also be Dr. Stephen Colbert's new black friend, Jay-Z's girlfriend. They don't talk about their relationship, but it's safe to assume though.
Is there a Knowles-Longoria breakup on the horizon?Edit
No sooner did Stephen announce thier lesbionic affair, but Beyoncé has been seen out with two chicks neither of which is Eva! What a shunder!
Apparently all those rumours about Beyonce marrying a chick were unfounded. She married a dude in 2008, that in secret was just a lesbian woman that did some plastic surgery.
She thinks that she is Mother Theresa. She shows her legs too much.