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When Betsy was a little girl it was her childhood dream to be a
powerful CEO Doctor and by the tender age of 12 she opened her first hospital... granted it was an imaginary hospital, it turned away undesirables, and she was playing "veterinary" rather than doctor but it was a start!... strangely enough at the same time the neighborhood pets started to disappear mysteriously...
Her Career as a BankerEdit
Her Political Career
Her Medical Career
And her Horrible Human ExperimentsEdit
Franken Fran Betsy McCaughey does not have a medical license, but she does have a "Doctorate" in making money just like Stephen! That qualifies her to be a medical practitioner. Plus she is overly qualified to be a doctor, she has a B.A., M.A., and a PhD in U.S. constitutional history. A PhD! That Makes her a Super Doctor!
There is no truth that Dr. Betsy experimented with the homeless and the poor, that is a libural lie. Dr. Betsy saved many lives
by harvesting the organs of the poor and selling it to her super rich friends and she deserves an award, but the hippie bear-loving liberals are attempting to smear the good doctor's name. There is also no truth that she tried to kill old people.
Her Victory Against Bill Clinton's Socialized MedicineEdit
Board of Medicine Elects Betsy as America's DoctorEdit
Her Long Struggle Against Obama's Socialized Medicine and His Death PanelsEdit
Her Interview with John Stewart and
her his Humiliation on National TeeveeEdit
On August 21, 2009 Doctor Betsy invaded The Daily Show's studio and confronted John Stewart and his libural lies. Stewart was humiliated by Doctor Betsy's intelligence, and he was also intimidated by Doctor Betsy's presence that he surrendered like a Frenchman.
She did it! She outwitted the joo!
- The Libural Lies about the Wonders of Socialized Medicine
- Dr. Betsy to fight Dr. Monster
- Dr. Betsy Says: You dont get cancer from cigarettes, its the smoke! You may as well smoke lettuce to get cancer!
- Dr. Betsy targets Dr. Monster
- Dr. Betsy long struggle against Socialized Medicine
- Giuliani uses Dr. Betsy's statistics to prove Socialize Medicine will Kill People
- Betsy McCaughey wins America's heart
- Doctor Betsy is a political genius
- Doctor Betsy to spend more time with family
- Dr. Betsy to spend more time with family to hunt down libural hippie senior killers
- More Liburals continue to spread lies that Betsy Resigned
- Dr. Betsy continues campaign against Socialized Medicine
- Dr. Betsy Wins Honorary Award
- America's doctor new solution to save Medicare!
Kill The Seniors!Outlaw Welfare Queens from getting free medicine
- Dr. Betsy eats hippie libural