Bethany McLean
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.
Bethany McLean
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!

Author of Smartest Guys in the Room: The Amazing Rise and Scandalous Fall of Enron, Bethany McLean obviously hates America!

In addition to writing her terrorist-themed book, Bethany discussed her communist leanings with Newsweek.

October 13, 2008 NailingEdit

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Temptress Bethany McLean is unable to withstand Stephen's charm.

  • contributing editor of Vanity Fair, Bethany McLean
    • has to prove she isn't a computer she will try to fall in love with Dr. Colbert
  • a bigger model is not possible
  • blames people
    • took out too much debt
    • convinced people to buy crap instead of gold
  • 50,000 pieces of crap=one bar of gold
  • like faeries all the money will come back
    • the mob applauds
  • believes it will take a while to fix
  • American's have been living beyond our means
  • too scared to give America the bad news that we can't have a new pair of shoes

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