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Bernie Sanders
is a United States Senator
for the state of Vermont
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Bernie Sanders has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


Bernie Sanders is the ancient jr senator for the state of Vermont and the only known Socialist to ever infiltrate Congress.

April 21, 2008 NailingEdit

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He was nailed, real hard

NOTESEdit

  • calls himself a Democratic Socialist
  • he had to be reminded America is not Scandinavia
  • wants to provide health insurance and education to everybody even the losers
  • wants to punish billionaires for being successful
  • Dribble-down Theory Of Economics
    • doesn't think it's a good theory
  • his embrace of Socialism is a fad
  • talking about class welfare and redistribution of wealth
  • supports some Democrats
  • Stephen ended the interviews because he didn't want to sit for another 6 minutes so Sanders could trash-talk The Greatest President Ever

NOTES2Edit

  • He wants to kill your Grandma
  • He eats babies often

Now running for President plans.


  • The death penalty would be outlawed
  • All drugs would be legalized
  • Nuclear power would be outlawed
  • gas-burning cars would be would be outlawed
  • Israel would run our foreign policy
  • Churches that refused to marry gays would be burned
  • all sex acts would be legalized
  • Mexico would become a protectorate, effectively erasing the border
  • The military would be disassembled
  • All theft by poor people would be referred to as "wealth redistribution"
  • White women who don't date minorities would be sent to reeducation camps

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