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April 21, 2008 NailingEdit
He was nailed, real hard
- calls himself a Democratic Socialist
- he had to be reminded America is not Scandinavia
- wants to provide health insurance and education to everybody even the losers
- wants to punish billionaires for being successful
- Dribble-down Theory Of Economics
- doesn't think it's a good theory
- his embrace of Socialism is a fad
- talking about class welfare and redistribution of wealth
- supports some Democrats
- Stephen ended the interviews because he didn't want to sit for another 6 minutes so Sanders could trash-talk The Greatest President Ever
- He wants to kill your Grandma
- He eats babies often
Now running for President plans.
- The death penalty would be outlawed
- All drugs would be legalized
- Nuclear power would be outlawed
- gas-burning cars would be would be outlawed
- Israel would run our foreign policy
- Churches that refused to marry gays would be burned
- all sex acts would be legalized
- Mexico would become a protectorate, effectively erasing the border
- The military would be disassembled
- All theft by poor people would be referred to as "wealth redistribution"
- White women who don't date minorities would be sent to reeducation camps