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On March 12, 2009, he legally changed his name to Inmate #61727054 and currently lives as a guest of the United States government.
Mr. Madoff's Early Career In MoneyEdit
Mr. Madoff's Marvelous Monetary Adventure!Edit
Asset Transfers Philanthropic Donations to Family Members TrusteesEdit
Mr. Madoff's Candidacy for SainthoodEdit
Based upon the Catholic Church's criteria for sainthood, Bernie Madoff has to have performed three verified miracles. The Madoff Canonization Committee submits that the following miracles are more than adequate basis for Madoff's induction to the pantheon of Saints.
- Separating $65 Billion dollars from the privately-owned centralized banks of the world, including the Federal Reserve of America.
- Exposing the international Ponzi Schemes and the Ponzification of the World, without being assassinated.
- Persuading the American Government to provide him with free room and board, rather than publicly crucifying him on Capitol Hill.
- Exposing the international Stock Exchanges for the fraud they have been perpertrating for the past 50 years (at least).
A posthumous miracle will be attributed to Madoff once he has attained Sainthood; this is that he will be the first Jew to have acheived this in the history of Catholocism.
Bernie Madoff's FanmailEdit
If you or a love one wants to send Bernie Madoff your
hate mail fan mail, this is your chance!
- Real America demands liberation of Bernie Madoff Set him free! He did nothing wrong but "making too much money!"
- Bernie Madoff will spent life sentencing in
Prisonprivate Summer Home
- Madoff's disciples
- Bernie and his little man
- Bernie Madoff to Redecorate New Summer Home
- Madoff Banrupts Galactic Bank. Alien Overlords asking for bailouts
Greatest President Ever to Appoint Bernie Madoff as Chairman of SEC!
- Bernie's BFF in the hospital
- Bernie Madoff inspires new art
- Bernie Madoff's Diary: How I spend my time in my summer vacation home
- Bernie Madoff to Welfare Queens: Go F#ck Yourself
- Bernie's new disciple learns from the master
- The Madoff Show