Bernard Goldberg is a world-renowned expert on other people's faults. He is a true media insider, having served coffee to the biggest names in journalism. He knows everything there is to know about people who are screwing up America, which is all the more impressive considering that they won't return his phone calls. Real journalists are always happy to
put up with talk to him, however, and will even invite him to mop serve drinks at form connections at their studios.