Benazir Bhutto
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.


Miss Bhutto back in October 19, 2007 not getting the hint

Benazir Bhutto was a Mooslim chick who dared to do the job of a man. Not only did Miss Bhutto try to hold the office of Prime Minister, but she also dared to be as corrupt as the traditional Pakistani politician.

Who does she think she is?

Doesn't matter now.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice. What do you say to Benazir Bhutto? Nothing, she's dead.

Maybe this will be seen as a lesson for all those uppity Mooslim chicks walking around without their beekeeper suits and doing all that talking without their husband's permission.

Cause of DeathEdit


Bhutto talkin' smack to the commies at the UN back in 1996

The exact cause of Miss Bhutto's death is not completely certain at the time of this posting.

So far, the cause of death has been narrowed down to:

  • shrapnel
  • sniper
  • heart attack
  • bomb
  • old age
  • natural causes
  • God's Will
  • suicide
  • bumped head on sunroof
  • uromisotisis poisoning

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