Ben S. Bernanke
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Ben S. Bernanke
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Bernanke ben

No whammies!

Ben S. Bernanke is the current Federal Reserve Board Chairman. He was appointed by The Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush, to replace Alan Greenspan.

He did his best to prevent the Obama Recession by giving billions to the lenders and hedge fund managers that helped cause the problem — and so are the only ones who know how to solve it! Unfortunately, Chairman Obama forced him to harass these hard-working Americans into giving back the huge modest bonuses they had grafted earned on top of the stimulus money, thus ensuring that the recession will last until 2012.


  • The S. is for Shalom.

Yer doin' a heckuva job,

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