Ben & Jerry

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"Ben & Jerry"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Howard Dean voters.

Ben & Jerry are a couple of liberal Vermont lefties who like to make ice cream while listening to the Grateful Dead, burning sage and tripping.

Flavors of Ben & Jerry's ice cream include such liberal concoctions as

  • Phish Food
  • Cherry Garcia
  • Chunky Monkey (a pint of pro-evolution propaganda)

Recently Ben and his hairy partner Jerry helped to bring some balance back to the freezer case by introducingEpisode #222 a new flavor of ice cream, Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream and another flavor Stephen Jr.'s AmeriFlown Dream.

But they're still just a couple of dirty hippies, which explains their release of another celebrity flavored ice cream Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler.

Ben & Jerry oppose recombinant bovine growth hormone.

Other Potential Conservative FlavorsEdit


  • vanilla
  • jelly beans
  • bits of the Berlin Wall

Other Potential Liberal FlavorsEdit

Cut and Rum Raisin

  • strawberry cream
  • raisins
  • no spine

How To Tell The Difference Between The TwoEdit

  • Ben carries frisbies
  • Jerry is hairy

Support For TerrorEdit

al-Ben and Jihad Jerry have thrown their support behind Barack Hussein Obama, with a new flavor called "Cherries for Change", which is an insult to Stephen.

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