(bāər-or-izm): Anything that a bear says or does, generally referring to their overwhelmingly evil nature and plans to plot against the Greatest President Ever. Jews and Liberals are often subject to the evils of bearorism as well.*
Synonyms: Terrorism, Nazism, Anti-Americanism, Communism
Antonyms: Stephen Colbert, Americanism, Patriotism
* This definition has not been officially stated by His Ultimate Awesomeness.