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Bearfest (Bärfest, Ursafest, The Feast of Bears)
Bearfest is a pagan ritual that takes place once a year, it is typically celebrated the day before the New Year.
A large group of gay bears will typically meet during this period to feast on the flesh of first-born Christian babies, drink the blood of virgins, and then they would close the festivity by holding a large sex group orgy to welcome the coming New Year.
- The first Bear Festival to be celebrated in America happened in 2009
- ↑ In the past they used to drink the blood of teenage girls, today they switched to drinking the blood of nerds and other virgin losers. You try finding a pristine and sexually pure teenage girl in today's America!
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