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Bear Terminators
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "On Notice" board.


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"Bear Terminators"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
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Bear Terminators are actual Godless Killing Automatons that are more efficient at killing humans than normal bears.

HistoryEdit

Cyborg Bears have always been considered to be an insane idea, until a time traveling bear from the future started killing Real Americans with the "Colbert" last name.

The Human/Bear War of 2025Edit

Stephen Colbert is humanity's last hope in the Human/Bear War of 2025, the time traveling Cyborg Bear will not stop killing Colberts until it finds the right one.

List of VictimsEdit

The real colbert

Mr. Bear Terminator, if you are reading this, that is the "real" Colbert.

  • Rich Colbert
  • Rodney Colbert
  • Ronald Colbert
  • Rupert Colbert
  • Sammy Colbert
  • Surgeon Colbert
  • Simon Colbert

ModelsEdit

Bear Terminators

The newest model.

Bear TubesEdit

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