Bear Stearns Cos.
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Bear Stearns Cos.
Bear Stearns Cos.
is a Gold-Level
Member of the
Reward Program®

Gosh why would any wall street investor not want to invest in a company with bear in the name?

The horror!

How did the dirty Communist Bears manage to open a bank in the Vatican of capitalism that we call Wall Street?

And what do they call it? Why Bear Stearns Cos. Nice try bears we know it's you. [1] Chances are this branch of the bearista is being lead by that pervert bear that works at Rockefeller Plaza what his name again?

Oh that's right-- masturbating bear!

Fortunately, the non-existent economic recession has done away with this one, resulting in much-needed indictments.

  • Thank God leading Bear Stearns hedge fund managers like Ralph Cioffi were in no way connected to the Republican party.
[2] [3]

Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Bear Stearns Cos.

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