And what do they call it? Why Bear Stearns Cos. Nice try bears we know it's you.  Chances are this branch of the bearista is being lead by that pervert bear that works at Rockefeller Plaza what his name again?
Oh that's right-- masturbating bear!
Fortunately, the non-existent economic recession has done away with this one, resulting in much-needed indictments.
- Thank God leading Bear Stearns hedge fund managers like Ralph Cioffi were in no way connected to the Republican party.