Bay Buchanan
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.
Bay Buchanan
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Bay Buchanan is the sister of Pat Buchanan, and the chairman "Team America". She personally patrols America's borders in her armor-plated Humvee, protecting low income jobs from being taken by people who are willing to perform them.

She joined Stephen at The C Desk on May 23, 2007 to talk about the immigration bill.

Where is Stephen's flaming moat filled with fireproof crocodiles? Bay wouldn't say.

Ms. Buchanan doesn't mind people coming in the front door, but she doesn't want anyone coming in the back door.


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