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WHAT THE F#¢K, Y'ALL?! Mini-speaker-thingy clear
Battle of the Bulge
isn't about ME!
Rewrite it immediately!
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"WHERE ARE THE NACHOS? MY CAT REFUSES TO BATHE!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and more truthy--use your gut.
Battle of the Bulge
  • Years Waged: 1944-1945
  • Geographic Region: Europe, the Continent not the band.
  • Winner: Woo, let's hear it for America!
  • Loser: France.
Participants
Winner #1: America Loser #2: France.
Deciders
Winning Decider #1: Tek Jensen Loser #2: Hitler, Charles De Gaulle
Weapons
Winning Side #1: Muffins, Potato guns, hand grenades, Machine guns, Lazer blasters, tanks, The United States Army Air Corps. Loser Side #2: Their claws
Casualties
Winning Side #1: 0 Loser Side #2: 84,834 German


The dutch and those bastard bears learned the hard way that Allied resistance was so tenacious that it beat back an entire Panzer Division (USA! USA! USA!), this Panzer division was led by the feared leader, Ho Chi Minh. After this battle he was never seen again.

The Americans had already put a boot in their ass at Normandy, because Uncle Sam put their names at the top of his list. The Battle of the Bulge was the tipping point on the Western Front, Germany was crushed, and an evil bear met his cowardly end. The fronts merged in Germany in 1945. This war started for honey, and millions died for the bloodlust of these BEARS.

The American leadership knew, deep down, and General Eisenhower, suffering a wrist injury, refused to shake hands with the Bear lovers. This war had been all about Honey, and it was over. Bears are ruthless killing machines, who will stop at nothing to get at the children, and Who Will Think of The Children?

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