is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.
MC Rove says,
"You can't touch

Stephen Colbert gets into it, while Tad, the building manager, unloads a soulful solo.

The bassoon is a notoriously difficult instrument to play—perhaps only the oboeis more difficult.It is widely accepted that Dr. Stephen Colbert is the greatest living bassoon player in the world.

It is possible to duel using bassoons. Bassoon dueling is a fine art practiced by excellent men, such as Stephen Colbert and Tad, the building manager.

Dr. Colbert's death metal album, Symphonies of the Infernal, includes several bassoon-driven thrash metal songs, including hit singles "Screaming Woodwinds" and "Number of the Bassoon". The Decemberists don't even have a bassoonist in their band; how can anyone take them seriously?

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