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It is possible to duel using bassoons. Bassoon dueling is a fine art practiced by excellent men, such as Stephen Colbert and Tad, the building manager.
Dr. Colbert's death metal album, Symphonies of the Infernal, includes several bassoon-driven thrash metal songs, including hit singles "Screaming Woodwinds" and "Number of the Bassoon". The Decemberists don't even have a bassoonist in their band; how can anyone take them seriously?