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Basil Marceaux.com is a Series of Tubes sensation and Tennessee Republican gubernatorial candidate who seems to have a promising political career!
- Freedmen Bureau Agent
- Military Veteran and Ex-Marine extraordinary
- Political Genius
- MacGuyver's Apprentice
- Fine $10 to anyone who lacks a gun in their possession (retards will be excluded)
- Kill Lindsay Lohan because her career is already dead (more like in life support, really)
- Criminal Immunity from the law for anyone who votes for him
- A nutcase has the right to own a gun
- Cancel Thanksgiving. Without the Injuns there wouldnt be a thanksgiving and since Injuns are extinct we cant possibly have a Real Thanksgiving until we find one.
- Set up traps to stop the wave of illegal immigration, these Mexicans are fast as Speedy Gonzales.
- He will stop the Federal Government from passing laws that forces women to go topless
Basil Marceaux.gov Coming SoonTennessee, you are dead to me...
- ↑ It is a first come first serve basis, and of course Basil Marceaux.com reserves the right to be first
- ↑ On behalf of all the heavily armed mentally ill, I thank you, sir, and for using the more sensitive, politically correct term, nutcases. You seem to know a lot about nutcases
- ↑ We could bring more Injuns by importing them from Asia or Greece
- ↑ His Trap Policy is based on the MacGruber Platform
- ↑ Unless they are hot, then we can negotiate.