Barry Lando

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Barry Lando
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

DramaticQuestionMark Did you know...

...that Barry believes Colt .45 malt liquor "works every time"?


Pope Lando


Living in Bespin City can really wear on a pimp.

This Canadian former producer for 60 Minutes and original owner/pilot of the Millennium Falcon has written a book about the Middle East, but is woefully ignorant when it comes to fundamental facts about the region.


Barry Lando
composed at least one non-audiobook book.


In his book, Web of Deceit: The History of Western Complicity in Iraq, from Churchill to Kennedy to George W. Bush, Mr. Calrissian Lando does not mention any of his crack-pot theories, like:

  • Saddam is still alive
  • is still on trial
  • and should be back in power!

Mr. Lando also fails to mention how America is winning in the Middle East or how it takes military bases (at least 14 of them) to bring peace and security to any region.

Mr. Lando has, however, given America someone to blame besides The Greatest President Ever: Woodrow Wilson and FDR!

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