Al Franken
Barbara Walters
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

Kanye & Barbara

Barbara Walters is a prehistoric fossil that sleeps with bears. She is also a lesbian, but not the hot kind. Apparently Barbara can talk to her dog, and is confused and angered by technology, most notably The Internets.

December 3, 2008 NailingEdit

  • new TV special: "The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008"
    • she will be the second most fascinating person in her interview
"To Babs: You are hot"
  • Stephen then smelled the pen
  • Stephen recreated a Barbara Walters interview with ferns and soft focus
  • Stephen would have been on the list, but he doesn't like accomplishing things
    • he was #11
  • Stephen is afraid to go on The View
    • they seem like a race of tribal women
  • people are only fascinating for one year
  • she has interviewed cannibals
  • fascination goes in the wind
  • book: "Audition"
  • Stephen has no problems because he has confidence
    • she has none
  • Stephen announces that she got the part

Barbara Walters Factoids Edit

  • Barbara actually gave a live report from the soup and bread ration line during The Great Depression
  • Barbara also gave a live Report from The Soviet Breadlines
  • Barbara thinks John Stossel isn't a crazy man with a mustache
  • Barbara and the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt graduated high school with Jesus. The Cryptkeeper was valedictorian
  • Barbara eats babies and farts dust

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