Barbara Boxer
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Barbara Boxer
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Senator from the hippie Cauliflower, Boxer dared to filth-up The Eagle's Nest but was rebuffed by Stephen's charms.

She was nailed on February 6, 2006, when she appeared on The Colbert Report to promote her pornographic novel, A Time to Run. She denied the novel was porn, but when Stephen quoted several of the books sexually explicit passages, she was so desperate to end the nailing that she stole his cue cards.

Recently she started a catfight with Condoleeza Rice by hitting the Secretary right in the Thatchers. Suggesting that Ms. Rice doesn't understand the sacrifice our troops are making in Iraq because her womb is barren, Boxer further stated that because of Condi's advanced age, no man-seed can take root in her holiest of holies. For shame Senatoratrix.


Mrs. Boxer dared to question James M. Inhofe during testimony by Al Gore about global warming.

She then whipped out her thatchers when she reminded Mr. Inhofe that he no longer chaired the committee since the 2006 elections.

She wouldn't dare talk to Stephen like that.

Barbara Boxer
is a United States Senator
for the state of Cauliflower

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