In his infinite wisdom, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. declared Tuesday, August 4, a new holiday called "Barackmas"Episode #596 in mock honor of the godless sodomite Barack Hussein Obama, who is the greatest threat to Jesus's America. (Season 5, ep. 105, Hulu) If you are one of the terrorists, bears, gays, or liberals that celebrate Barackmas, you can go and move to Taxachusetts with the rest of the Democrats.
Barackmas Eve Edit
Each and every year on August 4th, there isn't a single Muslim communist athiest Bear child not up in the wee hours of the morning, hoping to catch a glimpse of Karl Marx In A Red Suit's hybrid sleigh. The children awake the next morning delighted to find the presents that they had stashed under the Kenya acacian Barackmas tree are gone, given to lazy people who don't deserve nice things.
Rituals Associated With BarackmasEdit
Liberal bears use Barackmas as a day to connect with America's heart by sawing its breast plate open. If you're bad on Barackmas, you don't get coal in your stocking --- you get wind energy.
Decorating One's Home For BarackmasEdit
Greeting People On BarackmasEdit
Getting The Day Off From Work For BarackmasEdit
Liberal atheist Muslims are trying to enforce their beliefs down our guts. You get a day off on Barackmas to try to convert true Conservatives to liberalism.