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|Lending Regulations? We don’t need no stinking lending regulations! |
Overburdening Regulatory ConstraintsEdit
Foreclosure: Quickest Way to Make MoneyEdit
If you fail to pay your mortgage (and sometimes you dont even have to have a mortgage for the bank to take over your property, for it is a new way for the bank to streamline the process and cut through the bureaucracy to save the bank's time) by law the bank owns your property (regardless of any libural facts that say otherwise, because we have
forge documents that say otherwise and that contract must be honored) and that means they can take over you home and sell it to make up for the loses. But recently the communist government has decided to stop this practice, because it only benefits the bank! The Obama Administration is demanding free money and free housing to be given to the poor and they are accusing the banks of misconduct, thievery, identity theft, fraud, and other libural fabrications against bankers.
According with Patriotic sources, Welfare Queens are refusing to be evicted from bank owned houses. Hey, mister! That's bank property, get off our land!
Wall Street has decided the solution to fix the economy is to have more
fools investors to buy their toxic junk Mortgage Securities. Which is why Wall Street will dabble in Alchemist and create homunculus to buy their products.
Communist Government is trying to take over, help!!!!
Value Meal MortgagesEdit
Also, bankers are getting a present this year!
Banksta Under Attack!Edit
Free Market Judge Helps to Save America's EconomyEdit
The best way to combat Activist Judges is to find Free Market Judges willing to help us save our economy!
Hippie Communist Threatens Banks!Edit
We have shocking news that communists hippies are trying to stop banks from making money! These welfare queens are interfering with the will of the Free Market and they must be punished!
The Free Market has decided to fight back these communist monsters!
Free Checking is for socialists and the banking industry agrees that it is time to end this entitlement gimmick, otherwise we will create a generation of welfare queens demanding free services from our Capitalist Banks.
Because it is better than Government Taxes, it is free market taxes, the best taxes money can buy!
Our banks just found a new way to make more profits, and it is legal!
Bankstas 4 LifeEdit
The Megabank of JPMorgan will always be a gangsta and an OG (Original Gangsta).
Employees of the YearEdit
- Robots: They dont ask questions, they have no conscience or morality, and they obey absolutely all commands. The perfect employee!
- The Treasury Department gets an honorary gangsta badge.
Rocket Docket: Anti-Judicial ActivismEdit
Banks Vs WikileaksEdit
Bank of America is being threatened by Wikileaks for making too much money, but do not worry for Bank of America will hire Blackwater to solve their problem and if all else fail, Bank of America will like to spend more time with their families.
This is not a drill! The communists are now trying to steal our banks!!!
How to Make Billions in 60 Minutes!Edit
It's so easy, even a CEO can do it!
Bank of America Special Thanks to Our TroopsEdit
Thanks for the profits, guys!
Banks are the center of monetary innovation and their ideas are the driving force that makes rich Americans richer.
Occupy Wall StreetEdit
Apparently some filthy hippies have threatened to close their bank account and move their money to some credit union, ha! Do it, we dont need your stinking money!
Bank of America: The King of Banks!Edit
If you are royalty, you may wanna join Bank of America!
Too Big to JailEdit
Banks are job creators, without them, there are no jobs! Only commies and hippies think it is right to jail a banker.
|a bank working very hard|
- Vatican Bank
- Piggy Bank
- World Bank
- Leaman Brothers
- Bank Stress Test
- The Prescott First American Trust Bank of Midland Triple Advantage Miles Black Platinum Champagne Rewards Card
- The Taliban Al-Qaeda Ponzi Consortium Kabul Central Bank Treasury Department of Afghanistan
- Mortgage Bankers Association
Do Not Also SeeEdit
- List of America's Top Banks!
- List of America's Most Awesome Banks!
- Dialing for Derivatives
- Proof that Banks should always be private companies!
- How to be a Banksta!
- Zombie banks walk among us
- Regulation is destroying America's banks!
- New Sperm Bank will be accepting new "deposits" with attractive rates
- New 'Harry And Louise' Ads To Sink Consumer Agency Coming Soon!
- Communist policy denies banks' right to make money!
- Capitalist Bank sues Commie Bank
- Welfare Family Cheats Banks!
- Bank makes new profits
- Bank of America's new customer service wins award
- Hippie Commies demands CEO to give away
- Evil libural welfare queen threatens banks!!!
- Evil hippies slanders banker
- Bankers fearing for their life
- Bankers to rescue
Ultra RichReal Americans from poverty!
- Welfare Queen demands free money from banks
- Bankers suffering under economic crisis... forced to eat at cheap eatery
- Bankers Agree: 2009 to become a profitable year
- Bank of America looses valuable CEO
- Banks that are too big to fail to buy smaller banks to save economy
- Hippies forces CEOs to go bankrupt!
- JP Morgan demands right to be bigger and wealthier
- Libural Judge punishes Bank!!!
- Bank fires thief
- Banks declares war against Communist Government
- Democrats are trying to corrupt bankers!
- Bankers to sue game maker
- Tax Cuts are saving our Economy!
- Sexy Dirty Money saved America's Economy!
- God's bankers arrested!
- Government's Socialist Distribution of Wealth destroys America's banks
- Socialist activist Judge threatens to bankrupt banks!
- Bank wants banker to go to jail for fraud: his scheme made us no money!
- Judicial Activism continues to plague our Free Market!!
- Bank continues to fight dangerous cancer known as Welfare Queens
- We make more money than Gawd
- Bank fights back against Welfare Queens
- Commie mooslim President wont sign law to help Bank make more money. President hates America
- Nine Ways the banking industry can make a profit
- How banks are helping us on fighting communist spies and hippies
- GOP to help poor bankers to get more money
- Bankers to bring new profits to Nation
- Banks to buy a new pet
- Bank of America to buy their image back
- Bank to continue fight against Wikileaks
- Emergency News: Libural college endangers banking security, more damaging than Wikileaks
- Banker to get paid tons of money after saving the Economy
- More communists continue their slander against Bank of America
- Bags of Sh#t now more valuable than Gold!
- Homeless Squatters and Welfare Queens refuse to return house to bankers
- Banks demand fair trials, no more socialism
- another socialist robs bank
- Internet Pirates bullying Bank of America! Greatest Threat to our profits!
- Thief goes to prison for causing economic crisis. CEOs celebrate!
- The Horror! Activist Judges stealing from banks!
- Bank of America calls SWAT to stop thieves!
- Horror! Bankers robbed by a anti-american commie
- Bankers to celebrate Friday
- Bank of America to sign your checks under your name for free! Bank to seize personal assets to be sacrificed to the altar of the Free Market
- Tales of Horror!
- Bank denies they have $100 Millions dollars missing
- Banks Arrest dangerous criminal! (This is a warning to our customers, do not leave us or else...)
- Communist spies steal banks' info
- Bank of America under communist threat, blackmailed to pay Welfare Queens
- Bank forecloses another welfare queen
- FBI captures another communist thief
- How Bankers found better ways to make more money
- Bank freezes account belonging to un-amerian commies. Cash will be returned once they prove they are patriots
- Banks' shared sacrifice: Veterans' money too big for their poor backs, lifted weight by taking most of their money
- Bank of America capitulates to commies
- Bank of America forecloses imaginary homes
- Shocking News: Socialism destroys banks dream of profits!
- Socialist Hippies take their filthy money to credit unions. Good riddance, who needs them?
- This transparency nonsense was a bad idea...
- How banks are eliminating poverty in America
- Small business owners too good for our big banks
- Please, someone think of the banks!
- How Bank of America is helping lazy welfare queens to motivate in finding new jubs
- Bankstars to introduce new fees
- How Bankstas see customers
- Lazy welfare queens continue to steal from honest bankers
- Bank of America reminds their customers that we are all the 100%, but only the 1% really matters.
- AIG demands fair compensation for socialistic policies
- Can your Grandma be a socialist?
- Bank uses magic to turn toxic waste into gold!
- Dangerous socialist defeats bank! Rich people, run!
- The Banksta life
- Government demands bankers to stop making money. Is being rich now a crime?
- hippies continue to blame bankers for all the ills of the world
- banks discovers new source of wealth
- Bankers afraid of communist takeover