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A Banana Republic is the Biblical name for one of the Mexican states that has yet to accept Jesus Christ as their National Political Philosopher or accept capitalism as their National Religion.

Every Banana Republic has three characteristics in common:

  • God hid America's natural resources under the soil, in the plants, water and residents
  • these residents speak a language that is not American and who can make a living at less than half what an American woman makes

In a banana republic, rappers wait in line to go into a disco and listen to rap music. In a banana republic they do not drink beer except lite beer, only American-style light beer. In a banana republic, politicians can use chemical and radiation weapons against civilians without being shot. Japan is not a banana republic.

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