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Ballasity (adjective)


A man demonstrating the effects of ballasity. As this is a public site, a hole was cut in his shorts so that his testicles could be swung behind them where they are being held by a forklift

  1. the quality or state of having testicles roughly the size of a Cadillac, thus giving one the power to run over a screaming herd of attacking Democrats like General George Patton on anabolic steroids. While this quality is rarely exhibited by women, there are, indeed, a few, such as Margaret Thatcher and Condoleeza Rice.

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