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Bald (adj.)

First and foremost, bald is what an Eagle should be. Bald Eagles are the only ones that love, have souls, can type, and have a seat at the UN Security Council. If you see an Eagle with dreadlocks, you can bet there are some Ridiculous Theories and Notions flying around with it, if it can even get off its stoned ass and fly.

People can also be bald. Due to the fact that there are both bald heroes...:

...and bald America Haters

it is tempting but impossible to attribute a clear level of truthiness to one's level of being bald when human. Having a lush, well-parted head of jet-black hair is considered much more attractive than having a bald head, but not nearly as attractive as one's right ear sticking out slightly while one's left does not.


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