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I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

The welcome mat at the Al-Rashid Hotel!

Baghdad is the capital of the 51st state, Iraq.

The former home of deposed Iraqi fattie Saddam Hussein, Baghdad was built by Disney for its animated classic Aladdin, which will be going back into the Disney vault soon, so order today!

The most heavily American section of the city is the Green Zone, which is a lot like the gated community that Stephen lives in. Keeps out the riff-raff. Many people think we are beginning to erode this great community, but we are winning the war in the streets of Baghdad. We know it because the Greatest President Ever has told us so. He knows what he's talking about.

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